Graceful Assassin: Archive

Jan 25th

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panoramiccc: LMFAO- I’m Sexy and I Know It ...

Jan 2nd

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Jan 2nd

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Jan 2nd

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Jan 2nd

324 notes

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For New Years I...

…Got drunk and high from some “cookies” and then went into a sex shop in another town with one of my girl friends and from all the things I apparently said and explained to my friend about the various sex toys and lube and equipment, the assistant manager of said sex shop overheard me and then offered me a job as long as I bring in my resume. I hope that there are no drug tests...

Jan 2nd

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Jan 2nd

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A lot of shit...

…happened as of late. I haven’t been up on here for what feels like years. None of you people will read this so I don’t even know why I’m typing this at all. For starters, my dog died February this year. That fucked me up bad. I was out at school when it happened. With the combined stress of her surgery on her leg and not being able to fully adjust with the anesthetic...

Dec 22nd

Aug 5th

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Time to lay in bed until I wake up I guess.

I have nothing else to do.

Apr 4th

I fucking hate people and I should be a sociopath.

My English class was right in suspecting me.

Apr 4th

/x/ time.

I’m bored and have nothing better to do. So I’ma talk about my paranormal experiences. #1: The ghost that tried to kill me (The Axe Man) When I was younger me and my mom lived in a 3 story town house. The first floor was a entryway of sorts that led to a large kitchen and next to it on the right of it was a door to the backyard and to the right of it was a small bathroom and the...

Apr 3rd